Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team (original attribution lost):

10)	This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!
9)	A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!
8)	By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!
7)	You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!
6)	Our competitors are without honor!
5)	Specs are for the weak and timid!
4)	This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
3)	Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
2)	My program has just dumped Stova Core!
1)	Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!